Want to be more like this video game bad ass? Then today is your lucky day!
- Learn martial arts, especially tradition karate and be prepared to fight people to the death!
- Wear things that has lots of fire logos. It makes you look "hot"!
- Take everything seriously. Even Chuck Norris jokes.
- Stop playing Tekken and work out. Jin is in pretty good shape.
- Dump your current barber and hire the most wacky hair designer to cut your hair from now on.
- Hate your father. Hate your father's father's. Hate your father's fathers father. Ditch hot Chinese girls in the name of vengence. Become a rival with a korean Tae Kwon Do bad ass. Love your mom. Hate yourself.
- Answer questions with the least amount of words possible.
- Learn how to grunt cool words in Japanese.
- Be "emo." Girls dig that.
- Learn Advanced Mishima Style Fighting Karate combined with Kazama-Style Self-Defense.
* Take Japanese classes.
* Grow black wings when someone pisses you off.
* Fight half naked, even if its cold. DO IT!!!
* Buy cool looking gloves and foot padding. Wear them to every occasion.